mollyiswideawake:

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

This is like a weirdly beautiful poem

drarna:

“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”

missdairrianeatsyourbabies:

snuggling is a basic human need.

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.