Jodi

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean." - Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
mindfulwrath:

iggy-master-of-all:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

I think everyone has that dish. No one ever remembers buying or getting it as a gift, it just kind of appears in the cupboards one night and no one ever questions it

You also never question the creaking of the stairs at night- the endless slamming of the cabinets and the way your bedroom light flickers just so.

And now, the weather.

silenthowlss:

foxnewsofficial:

what if death is just level 2

I never played a level one that was this fucking hard

bumble-cas:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i:

jawlinesandcheekbones:





#NOT OKAY


WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?? YEAH, NOBODY. GO SIT IN THE CORNER.
69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u
anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people